Beckett: So, how is the father of the graduate taking it
Castle: I already have a plan to drown my sorrows. After the ceremony my mother goes off to the Hamptons, Alexis will be doing her all-nighter. I will be distracting myself with a double feature of “The Killer” and “Hard Boiled.”
Beckett: Wow that is a double feature
Castle: You like John woo?
Beckett: The bloodier the better.
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.
THIS IS BRILLIANT
I will reblog this every day for the rest of my life fuck
Wow the idea behind this campaign is so genius!
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
I wanna be
where the people are
we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
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